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Friday, June 8, 2012

Graciano Saga - Xing Xing Xai

Bora lá falar mal dos chineses! Mais uma música parva, esta do Chuck Norris da música pimba portuguesa de seu nome Graciano Saga!

Monday, May 21, 2012

Zlad - I Am The Anti-Pope

Vegan Black Metal Chef - Episode 1 Pad Thai

Tim Hawkins - Colonoscopy : It's Not that Bad



You have some lovely children and a lovely wife
you have a lovely bank account and had a healthy life
but you do knew this day was coming
it was always meant to be
your doctor says it times to have a colonoscopy
chorus:
oh colon, colon
colonoscopy
a wonderful procedure as everyone can see
your number's up, it's time to take one for the team
it's right there on the schedule
colonoscopy

there is a preperation that you should know about
you have to drink this fluid that will surely clean you out
they'll take a certain instrument to take a look inside
in honesty it can be a bumpy ride

Chorus:
oh colon, colon
colonoscopy
a wonderful procedure to help prevent disease
stay close to a bathroom and careful when you sneeze
you can't get away from
colonoscopy

it's not alot of pleasure, it's not alot of fun
but now you're turning 40 so you know it must be done
it's not an ordinary exam
you lay down on a table and then "Thank you ma'am"

oh colon, colon
colonoscopy
a wonderful procedure I'm sure you will agree
never underestimate how thorough they will be
it's time to take your medicene
colonoscopy

Die Antwoord Parody - Enter The Ginger

The cover: The original:

Ke$ha - We R Who We R - Music Video Parody

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Zlad - Electronic Supersonic



Hey baby, wake up from your asleep.
We have arrived on to the future and the whole world is become...

Electronik, supersonik. Supersonik, electronik.

Hey baby, ride with me away.
We doesn't have much time.
My blue jeans is tight,
So on to my love rocket climb.
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel but love,
Above us, there is nothing above
But the stars above.
All systems gone, prepare for downcount!
5
4
3
1!
Offblast!

Fly away in my space rocket.
You no need put money in my pocket.
The door is closed I just lock it.
(Hah!) I put my spark plug in your socket (Hah! Ha ha hah!)

The sun in sky is bright like fire!
You and me gets higher and higher.
Heart of communication fire!
Only thing can stop us is flat tire.

(Hah! Hah! Ha ha hah!)

Hey love crusader, I want to be your space invader.
For you I will descend the deepest moon crater.
I is most stronger than darth vapor.
Obey me, I is your new dictator.

For you is Venus, I am Mars.
With you I is more richer than all the czars.
Make a wishes on a shooting stars, then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars!

Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your beltseats.
We has commenced our descent.
I trust you enjoy this flight as much as you enjoy this accent.

Now, back on earth, is time for down splash.
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash.
People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far.
And as I bloat, I open door and shout:
I am world's biggest washed-up superstar!
(Supersonik, electronik)

As for sure as the sun rises in the west, of all the singers and poets on earth, I am the bestest.
Come, let me put ring of jupiter on your finger.
Then, like a smell around you, I will forever linger.

Okay, is time for end, no more will I sang.
Let me take you back in time, I want for you to experience big bang.
Long live space race, long live Movania.

Michael Jackson - Thriller (Indian cover)

Mini Moni - Ai n Dance no Uta

Friday, May 18, 2012

Andressa Soares - Mulher Melancia - Velocidade 6

Porra, só falta esta... A Mulher Melancia... Já agora, quando é que vai aparecer a mulher nabiça?



Vocês gostam disto? Vai vai vai...

Nelson Ned - Domingo à tarde / Sunday afternoon

Élvio Santiago – Vou-te Excluir do Meu Orkut / I'm gonna cut you out of my orkut

Onde é que isto já chegou...

Rosinha - Eu levo no pacote / I take it in the package

Fonix... esta música da Rosinha para mim merece ser das primeiras a entrar neste espaço Decadente!



Vai mas é levar no pacote!

Sidney Magal - Se te agarro com outro te mato / If I catch you another I'll kill you



Se te agarro com outro / If I catch with another
Te mato! / I'll kill you
Te mando algumas flores / I'll send you some flowers
E depois escapo...(2x) / And the I escape

Dizem que sou violento / They say I'm violent
Mas a rocha dura / But the rock is hard
Se destrói com o vento / Gets destructed by wind
Dizem que é tempo perdido / They say it's lost time
Mas é só inveja / But it's only envy
Porque estás comigo... / Cause you're with me

Se te agarro com outro / If I catch with another
Te mato! / I'll kill you
Te mando algumas flores / I'll send you some flowers
E depois escapo...(2x) / And the I escape

Dizem que eu estou errado / They say I'm wrong
Mas quem fala isto / But who says it
É quem nunca amou / Never loved
Posso até ser ciumento / I may even be jealous
Mas ninguém esquece / But no one forgets
Tudo o que passou... / All that has been

Se te agarro com outro / If I catch with another
Te mato! / I'll kill you
Te mando algumas flores / I'll send you some flowers
E depois escapo...(2x) / And the I escape

Dizem que eu passei da idade / They say I'm past the age
Mas em ti encontro / But in yu I find
Minha mocidade / My youth
Dizem que sou muito antigo / They say I'm old
Mas tudo o que eu quero / But all I want
É ficar contigo... / Is to be with you

Se te agarro com outro / If I catch with another
Te mato! / I'll kill you
Te mando algumas flores / I'll send you some flowers
E depois escapo...(2x) / And the I escape

Fico até aborrecido / I even get upset
Quando telefonas / When you call
Para os teus amigos / To your friends
Quando você não está perto / When you're not around
Tudo em minha volta / All around me
Fica tão deserto... / Gets so desert

Se te agarro com outro / If I catch with another
Te mato! / I'll kill you
Te mando algumas flores / I'll send you some flowers
E depois escapo...(2x) / And the I escape
Ai! Ai! Ai!...

Se te agarro com outro / If I catch with another
Te mato! / I'll kill you
Te mando algumas flores / I'll send you some flowers
E depois escapo...(2x) / And the I escape
Ai! Ai! Ai!...(2x)